This CNC-machined brass knuckle bottle opener (err, brass paperweight) has never made opening a beverage after work feel more nostalgic.
Observing this hunk of metal for too long could cause auditory hallucinations ranging from "I bless the rains down in Africa" to "Take on me," if you look directly at it for too long.
100 hours of heavy machinery sounds sold separately.
Does not fit in your standard cassette player.
Cool Brass Knuckles: A Must-Have
Any schmuck can tote brass knuckles — but it takes guts to have them just sitting on your desk for anyone walking by to see. These two finger brass knuckles certainly fit the bill, featuring a built-in bottle opener and 100% brass construction. This paperweight is sure to get a second glance at the office.
Brass knuckles are prohibited in over 20 U.S. states, and the resemblance of our paperweights to brass knuckles may raise questions about their legality. As the consumer, it is your responsibility to ensure you are abiding by your state and local laws regarding these products. These products are not intended or endorsed for use as weapons. They are paperweights explicitly designed for decorative and novelty paperweight purposes only. Do not use them as weapons.