$5.00 to the Milspin beer fund. Yes, we will actually take this and put it toward a case of beer. Generally that is followed by an axe throwing contest or wrestling match. We'll even live stream it.
Gotta be honest, nobody here thinks this is going to work lol.
-update: it worked
*By purchasing this product, you must understand that you will receive no physical product in exchange. You are contributing to the Milspin beer fund. Thank you for your selfless generosity and helping fuel our bad decision making after we power down all our machines!